So I just obtained a Presonus Audiobox which I purchased through Amazon. To my surprise, instead of coming with Cubase4 LE, it came bundled with StudioOne. This didn't phase me as all I plan to use this for is mainly acoustic guitar and piano tracking but I read the features on the back nonetheless.
Lo and behold, in addition to coming with all kinds of fancy-type features I notice it comes listed with "Free jambalaya recipe!"
This made me laugh. Also, the "Phones" dial turns up to 11.