by Thom Chandler » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:24 am
Only after the last shelf is cleared,
And the last aisle is pillaged,
Only after the last store is closed
Will you find that TP cannot be eaten*
*artistic license freely applied,
with apologies to Alanis Obomsawin, Lamb of god, et al.
“…I can tell you / my cottage love is really strong / after the jerk-offs of summer have gone.” (with apologies to Don Henley)