Just sayin'.....

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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:42 am

If you’re panicking, you’re a COVIDIOT©️.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:23 am

Is Tim Hortons considered an essential service??
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Jef » Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:14 pm

Yes.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:24 am

Only after the last shelf is cleared,
And the last aisle is pillaged,
Only after the last store is closed
Will you find that TP cannot be eaten*


*artistic license freely applied,
with apologies to Alanis Obomsawin, Lamb of god, et al.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:51 am

Turns out I’ve merely been social isolating all these years.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Thu Apr 09, 2020 11:56 am

...and to think we used to laugh at Russians lining up for bread and toilet paper.
Karmas’ a bitch, ain’t it ???
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Sun Apr 19, 2020 10:39 pm

Dear valued customer,
During these difficult times, please continue sending money.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Fri May 15, 2020 6:11 am

I don’t feel like we’re in this together.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Fri May 22, 2020 9:42 am

Hey Malcolm, am I the only reason this forum still exists?
roflmao roflmao
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Sat May 23, 2020 11:29 am

Mr. Adams only said what everyone else is thinking.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:04 am

Please stop trying to sell me on “new normal”.
Thank you.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Fri Jun 12, 2020 9:15 am

So then the Lone Ranger says “Waddaya mean?.... I am wearing a mask.”
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Fri Jun 12, 2020 3:40 pm

N95 is the new fuzzy dice.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:11 am

How do you define “systemic racism “?
Corey Hurren is still drawing breath.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:25 am

Why aren’t there any landfood restaurants?
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:46 am

How are the COVID sweaters coming along?
(Yeah, there’s a segment out there that knows what I’m talking about... :twisted: )
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Thu Jul 30, 2020 5:26 pm

Ban shredded cheese!
Make America grate again!
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Sat Sep 19, 2020 10:46 am

Before your next Fakebook post, tweet, or whatever platform you’re addicted to, watch Netflix’ “The Social Dilema”.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Tue Oct 06, 2020 7:29 pm

So long Eddie...and thanks.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Tue Oct 27, 2020 8:17 am

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:52 pm

Never forget:
You are a unique, one of a kind individual......just like everybody else.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Thu Nov 05, 2020 9:06 am

Sure, it stands for Toyota Racing Development, but you’re still driving a TRD.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Thu Nov 12, 2020 6:05 pm

So....gouging is pretty rampant huh?
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Tue Dec 29, 2020 12:39 pm

So we’ve reached another “grim milestone” (note my timely use of the latest buzzwords!!) in Canada.....
15,000 COVID-19 deaths.

Annual cancer deaths - 88,000 nominally
Annual CVD deaths - 68,000 nominally
-BUT-
No 24/7 coverage to the exclusion of almost all else.
No heartfelt nightly stories of lives lost.

Time to move on.
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Re: Just sayin'.....

Postby Thom Chandler » Tue Dec 29, 2020 12:51 pm

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