by Thom Chandler » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:24 am
Only after the last shelf is cleared,
And the last aisle is pillaged,
Only after the last store is closed
Will you find that TP cannot be eaten*
*artistic license freely applied,
with apologies to Alanis Obomsawin, Lamb of god, et al.
“...I ain’t hidin’ from nobody / nobody’s hidin’ from me”