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Posted: **Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:28 am**

You'd think cops would be against cancer.

Posted: **Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:04 pm**

If my call was truly important to you, you'd hire more customer service representatives.

Posted: **Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:43 pm**

Why doesn't Bayer just make Aspirin 162mg??

Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:02 pm**

What have Nova Scotians got against gonish ?

Posted: **Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:03 pm**

Actually, objects in the rear view mirror appear farther than they are

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:18 pm**

Hey Morgan, that's a drum major.

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2019 3:17 pm**

Note to Don McLean.... rye is whiskey.

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2019 7:39 am**

Metal fatigue is a myth. \m/

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:52 pm**

Charity:
Rich people appealing to middle class people to give their money to poor people.

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:30 pm**

Marijuana is a gateway legislation.

Posted: **Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:03 am**

Hey Thom,
I'm glad to see you haven't totally disappeared from society!

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:53 am**

...Not totaly! I merely refuse to work for Zuckerberg for free.
(Good to hear from you, btw...\m/

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:04 am**

Dear Valued Customer,
Continue sending money.

Posted: **Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:36 pm**

Has everyone really missed the point?
"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
-Oscar Wilde
Apply to Tr**p.
Don't feed the stray dog and it will stop hanging around.

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:45 pm**

Single use plastic?
Not where I come from.
Poop bags...garbage bags..."maritime suitcases"...ad nauseum.... all after the groceries have been put away.
Now we're forced to buy truly single use plastic.
Win/win, right?
Retailers save....Gl4d et al prosper, but the land-fills continue to...ummm...fill.
The cost of those bags, built into your purchases, won't be going away either.

"...and I get on my knees and pray / we don't get fooled again..."

Posted: **Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:53 am**

What exactly is "tat", and how do I trade it for the other?

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:18 am**

Hey cyclists...
You want to be treated as a vehicle?
Try acting like one.

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:24 am**

From the "Do as I say, not as I do" files:
Why does a government that forces me to continually re-register my vehicle only have to register theirs once?

Posted: **Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:49 pm**

Dear Old Spice,
Really??

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2019 3:04 pm**

News flash!!
Tr**p claims: "Moon made of green cheese."
NASA appropriates national green cheese production, re-commissions all available Saturn V rockets.

Posted: **Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:12 am**

And I thought Justin's propensity for black-topping was merely connected to the election!

Posted: **Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:21 am**

"Due to unexpected high call volumes....."
Right... I'm calling shenanigans on this!

Posted: **Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:19 am**

Where is the universe?

Posted: **Tue Dec 31, 2019 6:56 am**

I was stopped by the BPF.....and LIVED!!

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