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You'd think cops would be against cancer.

If my call was truly important to you, you'd hire more customer service representatives.

Why doesn't Bayer just make Aspirin 162mg??

What have Nova Scotians got against gonish ?

Actually, objects in the rear view mirror appear farther than they are

Hey Morgan, that's a drum major.

Note to Don McLean.... rye is whiskey.

Metal fatigue is a myth. \m/

Charity:
Rich people appealing to middle class people to give their money to poor people.

Marijuana is a gateway legislation.

Hey Thom,
I'm glad to see you haven't totally disappeared from society!

...Not totaly! I merely refuse to work for Zuckerberg for free.
(Good to hear from you, btw...\m/

Dear Valued Customer,
Continue sending money.

Has everyone really missed the point?
"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
-Oscar Wilde
Apply to Tr**p.
Don't feed the stray dog and it will stop hanging around.

Single use plastic?
Not where I come from.
Poop bags...garbage bags..."maritime suitcases"...ad nauseum.... all after the groceries have been put away.
Now we're forced to buy truly single use plastic.
Win/win, right?
Retailers save....Gl4d et al prosper, but the land-fills continue to...ummm...fill.
The cost of those bags, built into your purchases, won't be going away either.

"...and I get on my knees and pray / we don't get fooled again..."

What exactly is "tat", and how do I trade it for the other?

Hey cyclists...
You want to be treated as a vehicle?
Try acting like one.

From the "Do as I say, not as I do" files:
Why does a government that forces me to continually re-register my vehicle only have to register theirs once?

Dear Old Spice,
Really??

News flash!!
Tr**p claims: "Moon made of green cheese."
NASA appropriates national green cheese production, re-commissions all available Saturn V rockets.

And I thought Justin's propensity for black-topping was merely connected to the election!

"Due to unexpected high call volumes....."
Right... I'm calling shenanigans on this!