Dyslexia...

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Dyslexia...

Postby oddioguy » Thu May 31, 2007 7:07 pm

So I logged into my Photobucket account to add some emoticons, and as I scan some of the heading in my folder I'm thinking ""Why the hell is there a "Caveat Emptor" tab here?""

Second reading revealed "Create Avatar"

I'm losing it..... :lol:
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Postby stosostu » Thu May 31, 2007 8:25 pm

Sad when the remaining brain cells don't talk to each other :roll:
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Postby oddioguy » Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:43 am

stosostu wrote:Sad when the remaining brain cells don't talk to each other :roll:

I'm doing my best to kill the remaining few. :lol:
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Postby Crimson Chameleon » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:08 pm

I like the bumper sticker I saw one time:

Dyslexics Untie
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Postby giggleycraft » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:03 pm

If you were dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic, would you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
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Postby Mathieu Benoit » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:04 pm

giggleycraft wrote:If you were dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic, would you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Genius! That was the smartest thing I've read all day. Thanks for that!
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Postby Malcolm Boyce » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:05 pm

Drumwaiter wrote:
giggleycraft wrote:If you were dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic, would you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Genius! That was the smartest thing I've read all day. Thanks for that!
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Postby Mathieu Benoit » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:07 pm

Malcolm Boyce wrote:
Drumwaiter wrote:
giggleycraft wrote:If you were dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic, would you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Genius! That was the smartest thing I've read all day. Thanks for that!
It's not an old joke if you haven't heard it... ;-)


Umm... Excuse moi. French over here. Not familiar with your English sayings and such. Can I get one of those handicap parking things for Middle Audio so people will know I'm French?
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Postby giggleycraft » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:14 pm

Drumwaiter wrote:
Malcolm Boyce wrote:
Drumwaiter wrote:
giggleycraft wrote:If you were dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic, would you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

Genius! That was the smartest thing I've read all day. Thanks for that!
It's not an old joke if you haven't heard it... ;-)


Umm... Excuse moi. French over here. Not familiar with your English sayings and such. Can I get one of those handicap parking things for Middle Audio so people will know I'm French?


It's ok, I've had many English speaking people over the years get me to explain that joke. Of course once you've explained why something is funny, it no longer is. :-?

Also since we're on to old jokes now......

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Postby Christian LeBlanc » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:42 pm

Old jokes? Yes please! "Did your parents have any children that lived?"
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Postby Crimson Chameleon » Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:29 pm

It's got nothing to do with dyslexia, but:

if god dropped acid, would he see people?
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Postby giggleycraft » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:08 pm

Bob "I've been seeing spots lately"

Joe "Have you seen a doctor?"

Bob "No, so far just spots"
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Postby Christian LeBlanc » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:47 am

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Exact tame way!
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Postby Jef » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:06 am

A baby seal walks into a club....
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Postby clinton » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:23 am

Why do bass players leave a package of strings on their car dashes? So they can park in the handi-cap spaces. BAM!
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Postby Greg H. » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:25 am

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?

He doesn't know when to come in
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Postby Jef » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:32 am

Greg H. wrote:How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?

The knocking speeds up.
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Postby giggleycraft » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:20 am

The Bank of Montreal was running a recent PASSWORD AUDIT and it was found that Stevie O'Toole from Conception Bay was using the following password:




MickeyDonaldMinnieGoofyDaffyBugsElmerPlutoOttawa.




When Stevie was asked why he had such a long password: he replied ''Lard t'underin'! are yez blind er' stupid? Shore oi wuz told me password had to be at least 8 characters long wit' one capital''
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