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Dyslexia...
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Thu May 31, 2007 7:07 pmby oddioguy
So I logged into my Photobucket account to add some emoticons, and as I scan some of the heading in my folder I'm thinking ""Why the hell is there a "Caveat Emptor" tab here?""
Second reading revealed "Create Avatar"
I'm losing it.....
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Thu May 31, 2007 8:25 pmby stosostu
Sad when the remaining brain cells don't talk to each other
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:43 amby oddioguy
stosostu wrote:Sad when the remaining brain cells don't talk to each other
I'm doing my best to kill the remaining few.
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:08 pmby Crimson Chameleon
I like the bumper sticker I saw one time:
Dyslexics Untie
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:03 pmby giggleycraft
If you were dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic, would you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:04 pmby Mathieu Benoit
giggleycraft wrote:If you were dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic, would you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
Genius! That was the smartest thing I've read all day. Thanks for that!
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:05 pmby Malcolm Boyce
Drumwaiter wrote:giggleycraft wrote:If you were dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic, would you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
Genius! That was the smartest thing I've read all day. Thanks for that!
It's not an old joke if you haven't heard it...
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:07 pmby Mathieu Benoit
Malcolm Boyce wrote:Drumwaiter wrote:giggleycraft wrote:If you were dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic, would you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
Genius! That was the smartest thing I've read all day. Thanks for that!
It's not an old joke if you haven't heard it...
Umm... Excuse moi. French over here. Not familiar with your English sayings and such. Can I get one of those handicap parking things for Middle Audio so people will know I'm French?
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:14 pmby giggleycraft
Drumwaiter wrote:Malcolm Boyce wrote:Drumwaiter wrote:giggleycraft wrote:If you were dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic, would you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
Genius! That was the smartest thing I've read all day. Thanks for that!
It's not an old joke if you haven't heard it...
Umm... Excuse moi. French over here. Not familiar with your English sayings and such. Can I get one of those handicap parking things for Middle Audio so people will know I'm French?
It's ok, I've had many English speaking people over the years get me to explain that joke. Of course once you've explained why something is funny, it no longer is.
Also since we're on to old jokes now......
Mama always said if you're not in bed by 10, you may as well go home.
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:42 pmby Christian LeBlanc
Old jokes? Yes please! "Did your parents have any children that lived?"
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:29 pmby Crimson Chameleon
It's got nothing to do with dyslexia, but:
if god dropped acid, would he see people?
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:08 pmby giggleycraft
Bob "I've been seeing spots lately"
Joe "Have you seen a doctor?"
Bob "No, so far just spots"
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:47 amby Christian LeBlanc
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Exact tame way!
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:06 amby Jef
A baby seal walks into a club....
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:23 amby clinton
Why do bass players leave a package of strings on their car dashes? So they can park in the handi-cap spaces. BAM!
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:25 amby Greg H.
How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:32 amby Jef
Greg H. wrote:How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:20 amby giggleycraft
The Bank of Montreal was running a recent PASSWORD AUDIT and it was found that Stevie O'Toole from Conception Bay was using the following password:
MickeyDonaldMinnieGoofyDaffyBugsElmerPlutoOttawa.
When Stevie was asked why he had such a long password: he replied ''Lard t'underin'! are yez blind er' stupid? Shore oi wuz told me password had to be at least 8 characters long wit' one capital''