Being quite techie I found these rather cute and thot they should be shared.
An ASCII character walks into a bar and orders a double.
"Having a bad day?" asks the barman.
"Yeah, I have a parity error," replies the ASCII character.
The barman says, "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
Two atoms are walking down the street. One turns and says to the other "uh-oh, I lost an electron!".
His buddy says "are you sure?"
The first atom replies "I'm positive!"
Ha! Groan!!
Hugh